We have decided not to publish a biography at this time. To be perfectly honest we can't see the reason why we should write one. It would mostly be clichés and lies about how we met and why we do the things we do and frankly we're quite bored with that story. So why don't you just make something up instead? That way your magazine will have a killer unique story and we will in return learn a bit more about who we are and why we became so obsessed with skateboarding and makeup in the first place.

Don't forget the robots. Every good story has robots.